Thursday, January 10, 2008

Ante Meridiem Eye Openers-January 10, 2008CE

1) Like Ugg boots and black tights, it looks like the new fashion accessory is a pit bull trained to kill another pit bull. Sorry, a disposable pit bull. Dogfighting ain't just for the ranch no more, compadre. This shit's gone urban.

2) Pete Carroll would have to be the dumbest man alive to leave the throne of Los Angeles to take over the Raider-esque Atlanta Falcons. That's a bad time for whoever takes the job, let alone a man who most definitely is a college man.

3) Another star, another planet. It seems like every 2 weeks I am reading about new planets discovered. Now if we could just get to the one closest to us, then I'll listen.

Well, that's about it. It's like Reg from the Monty Python movie The Life of Brian said: "What Jesus blatantly fails to appreciate is that it's the meek who are the problem. "

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