1) Eldrick Woods is the favorite for this year's Masters, which begins today. That's not really news, because everyone favors Tiger for every tournament. I just look forward for the moment Phil Mickelson tries to Bend it like Beckham around the hospitality tent for an albatross.
2) I want to make a movie about this guy. Actually maybe they did. Big Trouble with Tim Allen and Rene Russo features Jason Lee as a guy who lives in a tree. Come to think of it Big Trouble came out first. This guy is an unoriginal fuck. Take that RV away from him!!!
3) I don't have time to finish this article before I post this, but it looks interesting. And I am all about interesting here.
4) This is a Chris Rock joke waiting to happen.
5) Hey man, sometimes you have to keep the rotting corpse of your roommate in your closet. There is nothing wrong with that and a small amount of child pornography and just a couple of bags of heroin that you sometimes put in the water coolers at the Special Olympics. It's called a hobby people, if you had one you wouldn't have so much time to spend bothering me.
6) I love freak of nature stories. It makes me feel better about my own club foot shaped like Danny Pintaro.
7) I can't wait till I can join a cult and have 20 wives. That way I can not have sex 20 times. ZING. Be sure to tip your waitress.
8) I will continue to say that John McCain is a crackpot with awful policy ideas and seems intent on continuing on the disastrous track set by the Bush administration. I will also continue to say that he seems to be a good-hearted man who at least stands up for his views. This article proves it.
Well, that's about it. I have fallen in love with this video of Lyndon Baines Johnson talking about new pants. Presidents are people too, except Grover Cleveland: he was a cyborg sent from the future to conquer humanity, and would have succeeded if not for the heroic actions of Marie Curie and John Jacob Astor. It's classified.
Thursday, April 10, 2008
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