1) In it was never washed when it was attached to his head news, a lock of hair from Argentinian guerrilla leader Che Guevara's dead, hunted and killed, expired body was sold at auction for $119,000. No, I didn't stutter, almost One Hundred and Twenty Thousand Dollars, American. When asked what he would do with the hair, Dallas bookshop owner Bill Butler said he would use it to continue to make his already unhappy wife even more despondent with her life decision made oh so many years ago.
2) If at all possible, try to keep all fuck-ups in house. FEMA agrees. That way, when the person answering the dummy questions gets the information wrong, the questioners won't have to follow-up with other dummy questions.
3) Lindsay Lohan has Parkinson's? Well not really, she just sucks at life. But this article is interesting in that way health articles are. I love health articles because it makes you wonder what you would do if you had a love for pistachio nuts--AND WHY THEY MIGHT KILL YOU!!!
4) YANKEES MANAGER WATCH '07: Get ready, sports fans, because the news you have been waiting for is finally here. The new manager of the Yankees is...not going to be announced until after the World Series. Will it be Don Mattingly, or Joe Girardi? Could it be Stephen Colbert or Condoleeza Rice? Stay tuned to any and all news outlets, as this is the only thing any of any importance to them, barely edging out the Red Sox up 2 games to none on the Colorado Rockies in their long-running east coast bias-off.
Well, that's the last AMEO for this week. I will be out of town until Monday, and remember, it's just like Henny Youngman said, "If at first you don't succeed, then so much for skydiving."
Friday, October 26, 2007
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