Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Ante Meridiem Eye Openers-October 31, 2007CE

Happy Halloween!! Remember: If you aren't dressed up, then Satan can't come up and inhabit your soul!! So grab a trench coat and go as Colombo, or that Special Olympics medal and go as George Bush. Halloween is fun!

1) If a little boy is in the forest in California, why can't he not listen to the other advice his mother gave him. I would much rather that boy talk to strangers and get brutally abused than play with matches.

2) I know that you worry about the legality of your Halloween costume. Afraid that Jon Bon Jovi or Felicia Rashad is going to sue you for impersonating them. Not that those are my costumes. Nope, no way.

3) Does this mean that kids can get on this new social networking site and lurk around, waiting for a middle aged woman to become their friend they can meet at the mall. A/S/L, Grandma?

Well I will try to get something else together before closing time, but before then I leave you with the words of Robert Byrne, who reminds us that "There are two kinds of people: those that finish what they start, and so on."

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