Les Miles is glaring. He's glaring at you and your notions of what coaching a college football team means. He is also wondering in which way he is going to give you an aneurysm next weekend. I believe he keeps his balls in an vacuum sealed glass case because their sheer weight and density would crush the earth. They must be kept in a gravity free, weightless state so that we are all not destroyed by the black hole they would no doubt form. Post game interview was awesome in that Holly Rowe can barely talk or think when she is not eating and even more so when she is. She might want to pay attention to the game more than the food vendors because her question was a bit off. And by that I mean it was about another game in another universe. She asked Miles about the play call after the timeout. Well he never took a timeout, he just rode a raging bull bareback into the endzone and pulled a miracle out of his asshole. Again. Les Miles does not have to pray at night; he is, in fact, God. Its the only explanation that makes sense.
Boston college is number two in the country in the AP and Coaches' polls. We all have said it, but this is one of the most memorable fucked up seasons of college ball in a long time. Its almost as exciting as my "soaps". Maybe next week we will discover that Mack Brown is an evil doctor who separated Mark Mangino from his real son, Eric Cartman.
Think about it. This season's wins, loses, and heart broken singles finding solace in hard drinking and "no mouth kisses" sex with a stranger can only be explained with the intricate plot designs of a soap opera.
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Les Miles will fuck your wife.
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