1) The big news in sports is that perennial cheater, Barry Bonds, got caught in his elaborate web of lies and was indicted on federal charges for perjury and obstruction of justice. Criminal mastermind Bonds was caught lying to federal investigators as to whether or not he used steroids in relation to the BALCO case. 4 long years of this crap has bogged baseball down to the point where they had no choice but to let him keep playing and earning a paper crown as "home run king" while everyone in the government knew they had his ass for perjury. Is there not one baseball fan in the entire United States Department of Justice? Well, I suppose he and Pete Rose can get chummy and start the convention circuit, once he gets out of jail 30 years from now.
2) Where are these forced child marriage sects and can I get an application?
3) Dinosaur cows? Really? I vote we start with this one when we begin Jurassic Park, not the predatory 40 foot crocodiles.
Well, thats about it. It's just like Barry Bonds said: "Everyone in society should be a role model, not only for their own self-respect, but for respect from others."
Friday, November 16, 2007
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