Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Ante Meridiem Eye Openers-November 21, 2007CE

1) Every damn time I finally convince the scientific community that the best thing they could do is to take human life in the form of an embryo and mutilate it in secret support of my plans to eradicate the human race and replace it with robots, some other jerk comes along and makes stem cells out of skin. ROBOTS--ATTACK!!!!!

2) OK, I know I was supposed to learn something from Star Trek 4, where the giant space probe comes looking for whales on Earth, and whales are extinct. But when they go and do stupid shit like this and die, why would we bother? I think it's more of a pride thing to let the entire earth get destroyed in 300 years then to worry about these retards.

3) So If you were abandoned as a baby and fed from the teats of a wolf, do you think you would actually have the wherewithal to found a city? I have read accounts of children who get lost in the wild and survive. They sure as shit can't found a city, let alone communicate or bathe.

Well, that's about it. It's like Will Rogers said: "Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House?"

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