Porn Writers Picketing Their Own Anal Fistings

Los Angeles--Tens of tens of writers marched in front of the main studios of the adult entertainment industry Wednesday, as the WGA strike reaches its third day.

The strike by the Writer's Guild of America has forced Hollywood and the surrounding areas into panic mode, but unlike the late night comedy shows, the porn industry has weathered this trial better than most. Executives for Broad Broads, Inc. a major player in chubby chick pornography, tells Bearsuits Are Funny that the strike has been inevitable for months, but the writers worked hard to produce almost 1200 scripts in the weekend before the strike took effect. "The fine writers employed here were never neglectful of their jobs.", Steve "The Silver Tongued Devil" Maroney said. "I have seen no drop off in the quality of the writing between the movie I filmed last month, Chili Doggin' Cindi 6, and World's Worst Blow Jobs 19", which just wrapped principal photography today.

Ed Christopher. long known as one of the best dialogue men in the business, wanted to make it clear that this strike is necessary to gain their share of the profits. "Listen, when I wrote Connie and Her Gaping Fuckhole, I didn't know it was going to be the breakhout hit of 1997 and garner 12 AVN Award nominations, including Best Script, and Best Squirting Masturbation Into a Champagne Flute. I was young, and only earned 700 dollars for that movie. If my spec scripts for Home Improvement hadn't been picked up, I don't know how I would have eaten."

The WGA is fighting the entertainment giants for a larger share of the profits from DVD sales and future distribution venues, and the creators of such cultural milestones as Felating Fauns of Fairytale Land and Helicopter Rimjobs have been at the forefront of the fight. There has been much give and take at the bargaining table, but no agreement has been reached. It is projected that this strike could last as long as one of Lara Lovegood's famous "Bronze Showers".

Many production companies have been shuttered because actors and directors refuse to cross the lines, to show support for their fellow artists. Mega star Tyffani Tympani, star of She Bangs Like a Drum, was seen on Sunset Boulevard supporting the WGA. "I can only take credit for so much when it comes to the creation of a film. You can't ad lib those kind of chest-soaking money shots." She then placed her picket sign back inside her vagina and rejoined the crowd.