Thursday, December 27, 2007

Ante Meridiem Eye Openers-December 27, 2007CE

1) Former Pakistani Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto was assassinated today, and if you haven't read about it by now, then you obviously don't have the internet, so how are you reading this? It's actually pretty heady stuff, considering she is already being called a martyr and was the leading opposition to the current government in one of the only democracies in the region (and that distinction is kinda in name only) and although they are "on our side" its still pretty volatile around there. The main point is we are still fucked.

2) The NFL has listened to their fans and told them to fuck off. Then the United States Senate stepped in and now the entire country will be able to see the NFL Network broadcasted game between the New England Patriots and New York Giants on NBC and CBS. The historic game was going to be able to be seen by around 126 people, me included (DirectTV is the best thing since hookers).

3) Fuck Paris Hilton in her stupid face. Her Grandfather agrees.

Well, that's about it. I leave you with some Ricky Gervais from his Politics tour:

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