Friday, December 14, 2007

Ante Meridiem Eye Openers-December 14, 2007CE

1) Congratulations go out to George Mitchell and his team. They successfully found the rosters for the major league ball clubs and mimeographed them into a 3 ring binder, labeled it steroids and called it the Mitchell Report. Yes, the most comprehensive study on the Steroid era in sports reads like a who's who of the Topps 1997 collection, with such stars as Who Cares and Ole' Whatshisname. The biggest story to come out of this is the inclusion of Roger Clemens, possibly the greatest pitcher of his or any generation. He had another man inject stuff in his buttocks, which equates to another man looking at his bare ass, which means that Roger Clemens is gay. It's all there in black and white.

2) Well, you have to say the guy actually puts his money where his mouth is. No matter your feelings on global warming, at least he found something good he can do and help. Plus he's unbelievably more popular than he would be if he had become president. Christ, it took Jimmy Carter 20 years after his failed presidency to become a saint.

3) Here are some nice health tips for you. Nothing really funny about them, but sometimes it's my job to disseminate information like the steward of the public trust I so obviously am.

Well, that's about it. I am becoming more enamored with putting videos up in place of the quotes. I still plan on quotes sometimes, but I need your input. Do you watch the videos? Do you have the ability to listen and watch the videos when you usually read this blog? inquiring minds want to know. Drop us a line in the comments, or vote in the new poll, or both. Thanks. To help you make your decision:

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