Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Ante Meridiem Eye Openers-January 2, 2008CE

Welcome to the new year. Let's get right into it.

1) When a bloody man comes up to you and says there is a tiger on the loose, why would you really doubt his statement? It's not exactly a boy who cried wolf situation, unless these guys were part of a notorious crime ring centered on scaring security guards at zoos.

2) Remind me to check my caste status next time I feel like marrying an Indian woman. Yeesh.

3) Something to think about come around April. Nine months later, you are on the front page of the Living section of the paper.

Well, that's about it. It's like Jeff Bridges as the Dude in The Big Lebowski said, "Johnson?"

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