1) YAY!!! Headline Wars is won in spectacular fashion by Newsvine, through the AP, with Toddlers Can No Longer Marry in Ark. Honestly, the surprising thing is this toddler marrying stuff came from a 2007 law meant to establish 18 as the minimum age kids can marry. My first thought when I saw the headline was "Of course. Of course those Ozarkan hillbillies would love to have their toddlers marry families together back in the 1800's." You have to expand that gene pool slowly. Just one more in a series I like to call "Arkansas: Land of The Fucking Awful"
2) Boring and useless. It's going to take a miracle for anyone to have a chance against Apple and Itunes. Hopefully their music service will allow spam-whores to ask to be your friend 24 hours a day.
3) The 36th International Exhibition of Invention is going on right now and the best one I could find was the artificial nose hair. I'll let that sink in for a second.
Shove pipe cleaners in your nose to block pollen and allergens from getting in your body? Of course; I'll take two.
4) Republican Presidential candidate John McCain has money. Except he doesn't. It's all his wife's money, and boy howdy does she have it. And she got it from her family's Budweiser distribution company in Arizona. Besides his awful policies and views, John McCain is a hard guy not to like.
Well, that's about it. It's like Umphrey's McGee said in their song Women, Wine & Song: "Women, wine and song will make you all move along to a lovely beat."
Thursday, April 3, 2008
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