1) China Olympics torch Mt. Everest. Who cares? Not I.
2) The is little in this world which is more badass than a duck-billed platypus. Scientists have mapped it's genome and found it does share genetic markers with mammals, reptiles and birds. So what science taught you today is that if it looks like a duck and walks like a beaver and lays eggs and feeds it's babies with milk, then it's genetic makeup will tell you that it looks like a duck, walks like a beaver, lays eggs and feeds it's babies with milk.
3) When your son calls you from Afghanistan and leaves a message consisting of him and his unit in a fierce gunfight this is probably the most understated way you can react: "It's something a parent really doesn't want to hear. It's a heck of a message to get from your son in Afghanistan." Yea, heck of a thing, golly sure. Now how about we all go get some pie to make us feel better?
4) Well, no shit, Sherlock. These guys must work for the same place the platypus geniuses do. In breaking science news, water is clear and humans breathe air.
Well, that's about it. It's a slow day apparently. So I leave you with one of my favorites from Saturday Night Live: Peyton Manning
Thursday, May 8, 2008
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