“I’m not going to lie: I used to smoke crack in there,” said one homeless woman, Veronyka Cordner, nodding toward the toilet behind Pike Place Market. “But I won’t even go inside that thing now. It’s disgusting.”What else can I say? It's long been the line of demarcation that when a crackhead won't do something, it's time to wrap it up and go home.
2) I hate narc kids. What does this little assstick get out of this, besides the sick pride it takes to become hated by adults and your peers at such an early age? He most definitely becomes a cop, not to serve his community or uphold laws in which he believes, but because it is the only job that affords him the power it takes to keep his ego from imploding under the weight of his bereft self-worth. Meanwhile, if you read this and are a police officer, I didn't mean any of that last paragraph...
3) In sports, long time listener, first time caller Ross brought this to my attention before I could even get in front of a computer. The Chicago Blackhawks will be battling the Stanly Cup hoisting Detroit Red Wings in an outdoor game at Wrigley Field. Those outdoor hockey games are a great marketing ploy, and very interesting to watch, and I'm sure are exhilarating to play in as a professional. It's British Open time, and it's the first major in which Tiger Woods will not play since 1996. That's when I was in 8th grade. Just throwing that out there. With Tiger out of the field, my pick for kissing the Claret Jug: John Daly. The official golfer of Bearsuits Are Funny, mainly because he brings really good blow, Daly needs to dust off his drinking helmet and start winning some tournaments.
4) Executive Privilege: Making presidents look like criminals since 1974.
5) In entertainment, the Emmy award nominations were released this morning and of course all I give a shit about is House, The Office, and 30 Rock. So I'm picking those series and their respective actors to kick ass at the Emmys!! Seriously, Hugh Laurie is a great actor, other than that I don't care what happens. Just don't strike again!!! And European musicians will be able to receive royalties on their music for 95 years rather than the 50 it currently is. Which makes little sense, since they were the ones who sang/wrote them. I figured those would be lifetime at least. Of course 95 years is usually a life time unless you're Keith Richards, who is currently 134.
Well, that's about it. It's like Richard M. Nixon, President of the United States of America said: "You know, it's a funny thing, every one of the bastards that are out for legalizing marijuana are Jewish. What the Christ is the matter with the Jews, Bob? What is the matter with them? I suppose it is because most of them are psychiatrists."
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