1) The childhood home of George Washington has been uncovered by archaeologists. Found were a 18th century sex swing and the remains of one of Washington's goats. The rape kit has come back inconclusive.
2) Sticking with the presidential theme, Scranton, PA lost a statue of Lincoln. I'll say that again: the city lost a statue. How do you just lose a statue, no record of moving or anything? I believe Michael Scott has a hand in this. Get it, because The Office is set in Scranton, and even though he is fictional, Michael is a bumbling fool who could facilitate the misplacement of a statue. GET IT???
3) In sports, the Seattle Supersonics will no longer be the Supersonics, nor will they be in Seattle. After almost 2 years of trying to get it done, owner Clay Bennett finally got it done, moving the team to Oklahoma City. So visit Oklahoma City: the Green Bay of the midwest!!
4) Here is a question: Why are we putting Frenchmen on our money? Shouldn't there be some sort of law about that? And why are we encouraging these people? They are so fucking lazy they can't even get up off the couch to see? Get a job, asshole!
5) Weird, wild stuff from Newsweek about our internal body clock. No real joke, just interesting.
Well, that's about it. It's like George Washington said: "Let us therefore animate and encourage each other, and show the whole world that a Freeman, contending for liberty on his own ground, is superior to any slavish mercenary on earth."
Thursday, July 3, 2008
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