Thursday, October 2, 2008

Ante Meridiem Eye Openers-October 2, 2008CE

I had a meeting this morning and after that, good fucking luck getting anything out of me. What I can tell you is the Cubs lost to the Dodgers in a convincing fashion, the Phillies beat up on the Brewers and the Red Sox bested the Los Angeles Angeles of Anaheim, Orange County, California, United States of America.

A woman decided to cause a scene in a cow suit and urinate in public. So there is that.

And she's probably pretty pissed because LSU has taken a hardliner stance on men chilling out in bathrooms and sticking their dicks in glory holes. It's just another symptom of Big Brother coming in to take away the anonymous gay sex so many Americans crave. Especially this guy.

Well, that's all you get, and you'll be happy about it.

1 comment:

  1. well im glad im not the butt of ALL the jokes here anymore.

    but im not surprised LSU is filled with glory holes. i should have seen it coming after the TV caught LSU dudes makin out at sporting events. i guess glory holes are the next logical step..

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