1) uuummmmm...avocados. But more than just owning a kick ass avocado tree, "Mama Sarah" Obama, Barack's African grandmother, is quite the celebrity in Kenya, which is weird because I figured they would still be all over the old NKOTB and cheering for the 4 time Super Bowl champion Buffalo Bills.
2) To paraphrase the master songsmiths Hall and Oates (Holland Oats), "Hulu makes my dreams come true." In fact as I type this I am getting caught up on Conan O'Brien. Why do you care? Well, you don't, so let's just move on...
3) In sports, how can you suck at sucking even more then you already suck? Grab your vacuum and head on down to Denton, TX where you too can snort blow and be on the worst football team in the entire country. Give it up guys, just get out the flags and let everyone in on the fun.
Wahhh. Sean Payton took some time out on Tuesday to bitch and moan about the traveling conditions his New Orleans Saints were forced to endure during their circle jerk of a game in London. Every time I think about flying teams all over the world to play a "regular season game" I just do the jack-off motion in my head and move on to things that matter, like twizzlers.
What's funnier than your number one over all pick in the NBA draft sitting out his entire rookie season because of injury? That same player getting hurt in the first game of the second season. Greg Oden lumbered his way into a sprained right foot last night in a Portland loss to the Lakers.
4) Now the induction ceremony for the Musician's Hall of Fame would be a pretty damn cool place to be, if i do say so myself, and I just did. Booker T, The Crickets, George Jones...Kid Rock. Well, nothing's perfect.
Well, that's about it. I leave you with Hall and Oates. Because what the hell did you expect?
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
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