I can't seem to find any jokes this morning. So lets just get through these links so I can share one of the funniest videos I have seen in a while...
1) Here are some tips on morning routines. Or not. I can't really tell what he's trying to say.
2) General Motors is going under and so is everything else. Now General Mills, that's something that we need to keep afloat. It's like the old adage, as goes Lucky Charms, so goes the economy.
3) Another person who by all accounts should have died decades ago, has died. The twist is that you've never heard of this guy.
4) Soft drinks are also tanking. Get it, liquid is stored in tanks. Oh you can just kiss the fattest part of my ass.
5) The Dead Parrot sketch, quite possibly the funniest thing ever, is a TOTAL RIPOFF!!!! Those British fucks stole it from Hierocles and Philagrius. You just can't teach class...
Alright, that's enough playing grabass. It's time for Quantum of Bonds!!
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