1) We wouldn't be in this much of a pickle as a nation if our president had been this introspective from the get go. He's just such a terrible president, but he's just such a good human being. Forced to pretend he was omnipotent, he seemed to lose his ability to speak from his heart, truly. It's good to see that once again. Oh, and "some of the things"? Let's try all of the things, if you want to sit ahead of Grant or Harding in the rankings.
2) The Navy is having some problems with it's new troop transport ships. Nothing funny here, just news. Sometimes I just find things you need to be made aware of. Something else you need to be made aware of: when you are cleaning with bleach, make sure you dilute it first, or you might get overwhelmed by fumes and almost die. Those fumes get stuck in your nose-I had to attach a dryer sheet to my face to get rid of the smell. Too much information? Ok, I'll let myself out...
3) In sports, I sure as shit hope you have cleared your schedule. Is it for LSU-Troy? Nope. Texas-Kansas? Nope. Shaq fingerfucks Mary Lou Retton at the peak of Mount Kilimanjaro? Well, yes, but that's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about the 38th Chess Olympiad! Tune in as Yasser Seirawan and the Americans attempt to overtake Kramnik and the Russians! I'll bring the popcorn if you bring the cyanide...
4) ...NEVER MIND. It's covered.
5) How to cheat and do illegal shit, by slate.com
6) Fuck this, dude. Let's just move. Our entire country. Seriously.
Well, that's about it. It's like Trey Anastasio said: "I have one foot in the past, one foot in the future, and I'm pissing on the present."
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
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