1) This story comes to remind us that creepy loners who take vows of celibacy and dress like Johnny Cash are not just men. A nun is going to jail most likely until she dies for sexually assaulting two boys back in the 70's. Yep, she 's 79 now so let your mind run wild with those mental pictures. Go ahead. Have you committed suicide yet? Well then, you are fucked up.
2) Well, Pakistan went as long as it could. They were really making a go with this democracy thing, but like a smoker who is trying to quit, Pervez went out one night, saw everyone else beating and imprisoning political opposition and shutting down free press and just couldn't help himself to a little taste, just for old times sake. Surprisingly some people are miffed at this backpedaling into the 19th century.
3) I love the AMEO becasue it makes me read several news sources each morning. If I didn't, I would find gems like this one. This pacific northwestern asshole decided to harken back to his Alabama days and SHOOT THE LUGNUTS OFF HIS CAR WITH A SHOTGUN!!!!!!!!!! Please, if that course of action makes sense to you, just go swim in a pool of razor blades and saltwater.
Well, that's about it. It's like W.C. Fields said: "A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for."
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
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