1) Name an organization that vets its members better than Congress and has much stricter guidelines for how to conduct yourself like a decent human being? It's the Mafia!! So, if you want to have a bunch of guys telling you what to do and how to do it, go ahead and join the mob. But if you want to fuck hookers, steal money and start international genocides then get elected to the United States Congress. Either way you get a gun.
2) Insert your own Lindsay Lohan joke here. Looks like female toads of a specific species enjoy bestiality, if we are using the definition meaning sex with other species. And we are. That sick McPoyle of a toad will screw anything.
The good thing is there are no annoying Texas stories this morning. We can all agree that's good news. It's like Philip Sheridan said: "If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell."
Friday, November 9, 2007
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