1) The Old Grey Lady does it again. For the second day in a row she takes the Headline War with A Man’s 6-Pack Can Serve as His Castle. This one is about a man in Houston who decorated his entire house with beer cans. You've seen this in pictures of oddities, I'm sure. I want to be like this guy. Just doing the weirdest shit ever and getting honored for being a visionary, when, in fact, I was just fucking insane.
2) Who wants to be scared out of your mind? You? You? OK, check this out: Medical supplies on airplanes are neither sufficient nor stored in such a way that anyone knows what the fuck is going on, so medical practitioners cannot be certain they will have everything they need to treat a sick passenger. YAY!! Let's become traveling businessmen with heart conditions or diabetes; just for fun.
3) Dana Stevens not fan of 10,000 BC. ARRGH, FIRE BAD!!
4) The Large Binocular Telescope Observatory in Arizona is back at FUUUULLLLLL POWER! The strongest telescope on earth is working at full capacity so now we can see more of what makes this universe truly frightening. Of course, I can only be referring to Edward James Olmos.
Well, that's about it. I leave you with another movie trailer, this one for The Onion movie, my second favorite new trailer. Third, really, if you count Indiana Jones and The Foot Fist Way. It looks like The Onion made their own Kentucky Fried Movie. Kentucky Fried Movie is the first film from Jim Abrams and the Zucker Brothers (Airplane, The Naked Gun) and it's obscure, but you HAVE to watch it.
Friday, March 7, 2008
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