1) So according to scientific studies, the Hatfields at one point could have married the McCoys, instead of just marrying more Hatfields. And on this first cousin-marriage thing: Does it say anything about age restrictions??? Because that's not necessarily a deal breaker...
2) When the housing bubble burst even Ed fucking McMahon was affected. I give those bastards trying to kick an 85 year old icon out of his house due to his bad health 1 and a quarter stars.
3) In Sports, Pedro Martinez won his first game after coming off the DL. This changes nothing, Pedro. You are still old and paid way too much. My friends and I watched way too much of the women's NCAA softball tournament, and we were rewarded by the Arizona State Sun Devils winning the whole enchilada. These girls are not your typical high school softball dyke. These are some goddamn good looking Southwestern/Californian girls, and they can catch my whole enchilada anytime (I knew that was coming, you knew that was coming, and there was nothing anyone could do to stop it).
4) No shit.
Well, that's about it. It's like Johnny Carson said: "The difference between love and lust is that lust never costs over two hundred dollars."
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
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