1) Looks like someone confused his playtime with his realtime... This smacks of the time Tobey Maguire was arrested for turning an entire Midwestern town colorful following his turn as the star of the Hollywood farce Pleasantville. These actors think they can just do whatever they want.
2) It's time for your at-least-monthly dose of Louisiana news from the New York Times, and it turns out for once we seem to be on the right side of a moral argument. The Supreme Court struck down our law which made it a capital offense to rape a child. And for some reason people seem to think that raping a child is actually very wrong, so Louisiana is fighting back. Now, there is a lot wrong with the judicial system, and I've said it before, I'm pretty liberal, but if you start raping kids, then lethal injection should be the least of your worries. I completely condone torture in these cases,, and not this wussy Guantanamo crap; I'm talking real Spanish Inquisition stuff. Please, leave the raping to those women on the street who "looked like they wanted it".
3) In sports, the biggest surprise since The Dark Knight made $155 million this weekend, the New York Giants traded All Pro pain in the ass Jeremy Shockey to the New Orleans Saints for a couple of draft picks. The Saints have been spreading this rumor for months so apparently they got what they wanted, but let's just wait and see what happens.
4) As promised yesterday, there have been no survivors found in the tragic B-52 crash off the coast of Guam. Two bodies have been recovered and the outlook for the other members of the crew is not good. The search continues.
5) Yikes!!!
Well, that's about it. It's like Don Knotts, as the TV Repairman, said in Pleasantville: "Those aren't your cookies, Bud."
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
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