1) I think I was out of town when Jesse Helms died, but that doesn't mean that I'm sorry I missed it. I mean, that would be selfish, hoping I could gloat right away at the death of such an awful old shitbag. This criticism of the dick doesn't mention the way he died, but I can only hope he was accidentally covered in bacon fat, wrapped in an electric fence and thrown into a snowplow. It's the way he always wanted to go...
2) In other politics, Jack Kevorkian wants to be a congressman from Michigan. Next you'll tell me Jesse Ventura the wrestler will be a governor and a black man can be president. Wait, what?!?
3) Perfect and great. Arkansas, our venerable neighbors to the north, have been suckered by Sacha Baron Cohen, most likely not for the first or last time. And they got got by the one thing they just can't stand: homos prancing around like this is San-Fran-Cisco. They don't take kindly to no godless liberals 'round these here parts...
4) NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, it is kinda of a slow day for ridiculous crap, so I'll sign off now. It's like Jay Gould said: "I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half."
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
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