Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Ante Meridiem Eye Openers-July 9, 2008CE

1) Like most people I would have never thought that losing one's sense of smell would have such a psychological effect. I was aware of the loss of taste and such, but I didn't know you spent most of your day wondering if your BO is noticeable... But of course this girl lives in Northern California, not in New York, where such an affliction would be welcomed with open arms. Fucking foreigners. I mean Mick Jones, Thom Gimble, Kelly Hansen, Jeff Pilsen, Jason Bonham, and Michael Bluestein.

2) If anyone is surprised by this story then welcome to 2008, folks. Ever since Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson came down from the hills 30 years ago, the militaristic, aggressive side of believers has been set loose on everyone, religious or not. This is just the natural extension of that crusader mentality. Please don't send soldiers into a forward combat area when his fellow soldiers won't support him. Because that's what they do. They criticise Muslim extremists and in the same breath will tell you their coworker who doesn't go to church will go to hell (not to mention, johnny christian wants him there to bolster his own feelings of self-worth) because of his lack of faith. It's dangerous.

3) Now this is a religious leader I can get behind. Some good ideas coming out of the FLDS.

4) The Keith Richards of the animal kingdom.

Well, that's about it. I leave you with the Dire Straits with Eric Clapton at a Nelson Mandela benefit in 1989. For those of you in high school, The Dire Straits were a band in the 1980's, and congratulations on being able to legally purchase cigarettes and porn.


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