1) Let's go dump all the kiddies off in Nebraska. It's legal. Then WE can go to EPCOT!!!
2) Happy days are here again!!! Thanks to Bolivia we will have so much more gack that we could ever use...but we're sure as shit gonna try! I think we should just ship it all too LA and OD those assholes once and for all.
3) In sports, everyone who was anyone, and some who weren't, was right. The World Series was the lowest rated series in Nielsen history. That's ever, folks. Not surprisingly, though if they had showed the video of the guy up on the street light getting hit in the face with a grey goose bottle, ratings would have gone through the roof.
4) This is bad. We need Willie and Merle and George and everyone else to stick around, because otherwise there is Kenny Chesney and Tim McGraw and that's when I have to move to Canada. Not because of a presidential election, or even the fallout of the inevitable nuclear war between the earth and the alien invaders, but shitty country music. That's the limit.
5) WHAT??!?! I can only assume it played out exactly like the scene in Better Off Dead when the power workers saw John Cusack in the garbage trunk and said, "Man, now that's a shame when folks be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that." Great movie.
Well, that's about it. Oh, and, um...
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
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