1) In politics, the outgoing Secretary of State Robert Gates will be replaced with Barack Obama's pick, Secretary of State Robert Gates. Gates will remain in the Obama cabinet, mainly because all democrats are soft on national security and would love nothing more than to sell our navy to Iran. Gates is here to make sure that kind of commie shit doesn't happen.
Also, Bush is still the president. Betcha didn't know that!
2) Why don't I think this is going to work? Speaking of which, Magic Johnson. What's he been up to?
3) In sports, Boo-Hoo, crybaby, and also Yay, you suck, crybaby.
4) So the guy who plays Doctor Who is also playing Hamlet and he seemed to think it would somehow not be creepy to talk to Yorick's skull by using an actual skull. A human skull. From a human. Human being.
5) Visit sunny Europe! Where if you want to rape your daughter repeatedly and father children with her, it seems to be merely frowned upon.
Well, that's about it. Everyone have a Happy Thanksgiving, and I'll have a fun time in War Memorial Stadium in beautiful(?) Little Rock, Arkansas this Friday for the thumping of the Razorburns by the Bayou Bengals of Louisiana State. Good luck, losers...
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
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